The stars aligned and I had a genius moment! I was the first mom at daycare in Cade's class to bring in a little surprise for the daycare "teachers" for teacher appreciation week. Since there are many other Super Moms in this class, I had to step it up and --- for once--- success!!! Nick and I teamed up and made the ladies super happy today with their gift bag of....drumroll please, Chili's chips & salsa, a 2 liter of Diet Coke, and cute little blue napkins, plates, and blue and lime green party cups. AND a super heartfelt thank you card, written on BOTH sides of the card, detailing just how appreciative I am that my son is still alive after 8 months their care. SCORE!!! Hell yes, as a teacher that would be JUST the jackpot I would look for. I know what teacher want, ladies. And it's called Starbucks cards, Diet Coke and chips, and a bottle of Jack. I'm 2 for 3. Gotta figure out how exactly to deliver on the 3rd wise man.
Now my master plan to be queen Super Mom for a week will be a true success if only the other Super Bitches don't find out about my humpday Cinco de Mayo teacher appreciation surprisearama and then show up tomorrow with a five course home cooked meal and $50 Neimans gift cards.